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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive”So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razorsharp reasoning and biting wit Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brandnew commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of neverbeforepublished quotations This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:• Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middleoftheroad moderate and the rest of you are crazy”• Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it” • The environment: “God gave us the earth We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees God said, ‘Earth is yours Take it Rape it It’s yours’” • Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video”• Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century So imagine a summer afternoon when it’sdegrees and the next thing you know it’s degrees Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!” • Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gunfree zones’”• Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section”• Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary I will do the jokes that no one else will do”If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a musthave for anyone who loves or loves to hate Ann Coulter Ann always complains to me that no one gets the joke Irony is indeed dead. A book of Coulter quotes? This book is probably not for me.Although with gems like these, perhaps I should reconsider“I know Jesus Christ died for my sins and that’s all I really need to know.”—And that is probably all she really does know.“I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am.”—But where would she find these people?“The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy’s old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.”—Okay, that one is pretty funny.Funny, but not funny enough to convince me ever to read this. You cannot go lower than Ann Coulter She displays an absolute lack of logic, not to mention compassion More trees, less Ann Coulter, please. I read this book just to see whether Ann Coulter was as despicable as she was made out to be Well, she's not She's worse.This book is filled with quotations from Ms Coulter's published works, which she's at pains to ascertain, are all bestsellers It's an unbelievable compendium of hatred towards the other Hitler could take lessons from her I guess people who laugh at insults directed at others would find her funny.But I honestly don't know why Ms Coulter is so anti Darwin Conservatives of her ilk are the best examples of the fact that human beings evolved from the lower life forms In fact, some of them never fully evolved Hey GR Admins, look here! I am bashing an author!!!